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Christmas Jokes

An abundance of gifts, sumptuous feasts, and quality time with the family are enough to make everyone happy during the holiday season. But if you’re still short of laughs this Christmas, make it extra merry with these Christmas jokes.

  • Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

    Because you do all the work and the fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

  • Why does Santa have three gardens?

    So he can ho-ho-ho.

  • What’s a good holiday tip?

    Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

  • How do you know Santa has to be a man?

    No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

  • What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24th?

    It’s Christmas, Eve!

  • What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

    Snowballs.

  • Santa: So little boy, what would you like for Christmas?

    Little boy: I want a Barbie doll and a GI Joe.

  • What do you call a reindeer with ear muffs?

    Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

  • Why doesn’t Santa have any children?

    Because he only comes once a year. And when he does, it’s down the chimney.

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